PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-613
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 613
DECEMBER 2003
NSN 8465-01-452-1688 brings a patrol sleeping bag 104 to 106 inches long.
For more about sleeping bags and other troop support items ranging from uniforms
and footwear to individual equipment, flags and tents, go to DSCP’s website at:
Once there, click on Clothing & Textiles, S9T. From the next screen you can
search their catalog for products.
PS 613
DEC 03
49
Sleeping Bags…
D
o your friends call you Stretch or Too Tall? Are your legs so long that your feet dan-
gle over the end of the bed? Is your sleeping bag so short that you’re exposed to the
elements?
Now there’s help for your sleepless nights. The Defense Supply Center
Philadelphia (DSCP) has extra long sleeping bags for you.
NSN 8465-01-452-1690 gets you an intermediate cold weather sleeping bag 99 to
101 inches long.
maybe I’m
too
tall
or my bag
is
too short…
either way, I’m
definitely
too c-c-cold!
Extended Cold Weather Clothing…
You know, my leetle
friends, zere was once a
time when I felt hemmed
in, confined, like za
world was closing in on
my most excellent
physique. Somezing had
me in a stranglehold, I
knew not what. I felt
trapped, forlorn, ja.
zen, one day, za
answer came to
me in a flash of
insight, faster zan
you can say
“agonizing muscle
spasm.” For za
first time I
grasped za true
nature of my
problem: my
polypropylene
cold weather
undershirt and
drawers were TOO
TiGHT!
imagine my relief
when I learned
zat cold weather
underwear is
available in a
variety of sizes…
…including za extra extra
extra large big bruiser size
for world-class body
builders, motion picture
action heroes and stars
of za silver screen.
What a pleasure
to wear cold
weather clozing
zat lovingly
caresses my
bountiful biceps,
my dazzling
deltoids, my
peerless
pectorals,
my gorgeous
gluteus, my
tremendous
trapezoids,
my.
..
vhat to do?
vhat to do?
NSN 8415-
Size
01-227-9547
01-227-9548
01-227-9549
01-227-9550
01-227-9551
01-475-4273
01-475-4271
X Small
Small
Medium
Large
X Large
XX Large
XXX Large
Cold Weather Undershirt
NSN 8415-
Size
01-227-9542
01-227-9543
01-227-9544
01-227-9545
01-227-9546
01-475-4554
01-475-4561
X Small
Small
Medium
Large
X Large
XX Large
XXX Large
Cold Weather Drawers
Today I’d like to take
time out from my busy
schedule of car chases,
exploding fireballs,
automatic weapons fire
and mindless movie may-
hem to discuss a subject
zat is very close to me:
tight underwear.
Now, with za
help of zese
NSNs, my under-
shirt and drawers
perfectly fit my
perfect body.
So, my leetle friends, if za
world is closing in on your
physique, order za correct
size cold weather underwear
with zese NSNs. Never again
feel trapped and forlorn.
Greetings, action movie
fans. it is I,
Reinhold
Beefencaker,
world-
class body builder,
motion picture action
hero and star of
za silver screen.
613. 48-49 (C)
11/3/03
4:01 PM
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