PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-615

PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly

ISSUE 615

FEBRUARY 2004
PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-615 - Page 17 of 33
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what have
you come
up with
this
time?
you’ll find
out soon
enough,
thomas
let’s just say
that with my
newest invention,
everyone will
forget all about
your silly elec-
tric light bulb.
and now, ladies
and gentlemen…
maurice edison
will explain his
invention…the
computer!
ahem…
my invention
is
breath-
taking
in its
complexity
and genius.
complicated
mathematical
problems are fed
into it through this
keyboard device.
then, when I turn
the handcrank…
…my invention
processes
the
information and
immediately
solves
the problem via a
paper readout.
I’m
inputting
the problem…
…I turn
the crank
and—
oh,
no!!
{sigh}
there
you are,
maurice. I’ve
been
looking
for you.
good
after-
noon,
ladies
and
gentle-
men.
ah, here’s
the program.
I wonder who
goes first…
thomas or
myself?
thomas
follows
me!
good!
once he sees
my
invention, he'll be
too
embarr-
assed
to—
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