PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-676
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 676
MARCH 2009
30
PS 676
MAR 09
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PS 676
MAR 09
C
aptain francisco
returns to his
sloop with head
down…
you insult
my
ship,
you
insult
me!
we duel at
dawn!
I’ve got a
better
idea:
let us
race
at dawn.
agreed!
shall
we race
for pink
slips?
white, pink,
black
— whatever
the color lingerie
you choose is
fine
with me!
are you
sure
you’re the captain
of this ship?
again
you insult
me.
let us
bet our
lives
and
sacred
honor
on the
outcome
of this
race.
I’m OK with the
sacred honor
thing, but, I’m less
enthusiastic about
the “our lives” thing.
I have a
better
idea. let’s
bet an
ear.
why is an ear
better
than an
arm or a leg?
aha!
not so
smart now,
are you? it’s
better because
you have two
ears.
I can’t
argue with
that logic.
an ear
it is!
my pm-
strengthened
brig against
your pm-
deficient
sloop.
why
don’t we
bet an
arm and
a leg?
why so
gloomy,
mi
capitan?
I am afraid I
have made a
foolish bet!
I have bet my
ear
that my
san antonio
can outrun the
rebecca.
but, I see
now, because
I have not
kept up with
pm, that my
ship will lose
the race.
sir,
it’s
never
too
late
to do
pm.
what
if the
ship
has
sunk?
well,
then
it
is
too
late.
you aren’t
related to
captain jenkins,
are you?
no, sir.
but, I
do know
a thing
or two
about
pm.
but,
until
that
time
…it’s
never
too
late.
May I
show
you how
you can
win the
race?
if you can
do
that,
you can
marry my
daughter!
How about I show
you and
not
marry
your daughter?
darn!
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2:44:16 PM
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