PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-681
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 681
AUGUST 2009
30
PS 681
AUG 09
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PS 681
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so, it’s like
that,
huh? all right, I’ll
talk. it wasn’t
my
idea to paint rocks.
I
wanted to
do
preventive
maintenance
on
my
hmmwv.
but
I was told the
rocks
came
first.
here at calamity,
it’s all about
appearance.
yes…appearance
is
important. but
not
as important
as
pm.
hit the
bricks
private!
zach continues
his skulking…
what
is
this mre?
it tastes
like dog
doo.
it’s
country
captain’s chicken.
it was voted the
most hideous
tasting
mre
ever
made… and I’ve got
a
case
of it with
your name on it.
no more! please!
I’ll talk.
I’m
always
pulled
away from doing
preventive maintenance
for one detail or
another. today it’s
mowing grass. tomorrow
it may be waxing the
barracks’ hallway.
I’m a highly
skilled, highly
qualified
mechanic
and
they’ve got me
doing
yard
work
instead of
maintenance.
I can’t believe
it… but I
know you’re
not lying.
shove off,
sergeant,
or I’ll
break open
a case of
jambalaya.
the country
captain’s
chicken
never fails
to make ’em
cough up
the truth.
zach continues
his skulking…
you’ve
done
it, sir.
you have the
best
looking
post in
the entire army.
you
know my
motto…
eat this —
now!
OK!
OK!
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