PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-685

PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly

ISSUE 685

DECEMBER 2009
PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-685 - Page 16 of 32
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breakfast in a
midwest home…
breakfast in a
midwest home…
eat your chipped
beef, randy.
okay, mom!
halfie, what do
you
want for
christmas this
year?
I want an official
red ryder carbine
action, two-hundred
shot, range model
air rifle!
you won’t take
care of it!
it was the
standard parent
comeback to
everything
a
kid
wanted
that
they didn’t want
to get them.
and it was
the
perfect
comeback!
because
no
kid alive
took care of
anything.
it
wasn’t in our
nature.
it
wasn’t who we
were. luckily,
I had an
alternative
plan—
the
schOol
essay.
most of your
essays on “what I
want for christmas”
were
very good.
some of you,
though, asked
for things
that you
know
you
won’t
be
getting.
d-?
your essay was
not
realistic.
but I
gotta
have an
official red ryder
carbine action, two-
hundred shot, range
model air rifle!
you won’t
take care
of it.
foiled
again!
fortunately,
I knew the
big guy
wouldn’t let
me down.
and what do
you
want for
christmas,
little boy?
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