PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-689
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 689
APRIL 2010
30
PS 689
APR 10
31
PS 689
APR 10
keep that
bird grounded,
ronnie!
I’ll be
right there!
hold it right there,
captain!
that’s an
order.
that
bird’s not flying
anywhere!
I’ll do what you
say. but if you didn’t
outrank me, major,
I’d—
you’d do
what,
cap’n krunch?
huh?
like
elo
sings,
“don’t bring
me down”,
sir!
whoa!
there
must be some
mistake!
from a
frayed
litter belt
to this
fatigue crack…
…you’re risking
too much with
a lackadaisical
approach to
pm!
wow!
we might
have gone down…
like that
other
bird did last
month!
who
signed off
on the pm
today?
hmm… no
signature! looks
like
major
apathy
to me!
meanwhile, back at
the chow hall…
I’ll take seconds
of that fine
succotash, private!
sorry, soldier,
chow’s closed now.
and besides…
…aren’t you
supposed to be
doing preventive
maintenance on
the commander’s
sedan? I heard
colonel crank
gave you orders.
protocol is
picking up
the general
tomorrow at
0
7
00 sharp.
yeah, yeah, I’ll
get around to
it.
after all,
tomorrow is
another day!
it’s
that
kind
of indifference
that can result
in
accidents,
private O’hara.
aw, c’mon, lighten up.
besides, the general
would only notice if
that rig’s finish wasn’t
spit-shined enough
to reflect all his
purdy
medals!
all kidding aside,
soldier, you
know that
all
vehicles
need
basic preventive
maintenance.
huh. you’re awful
bossy for a private!
you haven’t seen
anything
yet…
…because that car’s
not
leaving, o’hara,
and my heavenly
succotash isn’t
finding
your
plate
again until all pm is
done on that vehicle!
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3:39:00 PM
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