PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-696

PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly

ISSUE 696

NOVEMBER 2010

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as you’re aware,
we’ve had a
slight problem
with the printers
we’ve been
selling.
slight
problem?
mikhail…
they’ve
been
catching
fire!
you know what?
leave,
tobee!
you’re everything
that is
wrong
with cold weather
battery pm.
are you
using reverse
psychology
now?
if anyone
thinks they
can teach
this better
than me,
come up
and
do
it.
mikhail… there is
nothing I would
loathe
more than
leading these idiots
in commo battery pm.
I was using
reverse
psychology.
no, you
weren’t!
but
I’m nothing if
not fair.
blight
will
be teaching
today.
good!
you’re
not
teaching
it,
blight.
just
go!
mikhail, you
admitted on
national
tv
that our
printers
burned the
building.
so to do
that,
you’re telling us
what
not
to do?
wouldn’t it be
better to tell
us what
to
do?
that’s
not
reverse
psychology
mikhail!
tobee!
you’re the
world’s best
employee.
do you
mean
that?
no, james,
it wouldn’t.
I’m using
reverse
psych-
ology!
I don’t recall
that. anyway,
we’re selling
batteries
now.
part of
our sales
approach is
to tell the
customer how
to keep commo
batteries
in shape in
extremely
cold weather.
tires
burn
in new
jersey…
and we
don’t sell
tires.
lots
of
things burn in
new jersey,
scranley.
that hasn’t
been proven,
james.
mikhail, an
entire office
building
in new
jersey burned
down.
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