28
PS 705
AUG 11
29
PS 705
AUG 11
hello. I’m your
host, lug dewellen,
and this is the case
of “tanks but no
tanks.”
you’ve
been sworn
in and I’ve
read your
complaint…
now, private benning, I
understand that the tank in
question has been
deadlined
for the last two weeks.
it is your assertion that
the problems are
not
of
your doing, correct?
that’s
exactly right,
your honor, sir.
that tank has
been a lemon
since day one.
I do pm
each and
every day
and it still
breaks down
constantly.
I see. and
what do
you
have to say
about this,
sergeant
sanchez?
well, your
honor, it certainly
sounds
good…on
the
surface.
it’s when you
take a look at
how
he does pm
that proves
my
allegations.
for example, he cleans
the v-pack air filters by
banging
them against the
side of his tank. that gets
the dirt out, but it also
deforms
the filters.
and, of
course,
bent
filters
can’t
stop dirt
and sand…
so
goodbye
engine.
judge whopper
is just entering
the courtroom
and preparing to
hear testimony
from the two
parties.
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