PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-732
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 732
NOVEMBER 2013
49
PS 732
NOV 13
Show Courtesy to Cans
thank you,
dahling.
you’re
a true
gentle-
man.
you
know
just how
to treat
a water
can.
treating you
well is a delight
and
never
a chore.
when winter
temperatures
plunge, I’ll
always
be
there for you,
protecting you
against the
chilling winds and
the driving snow,
doing
everything
in
my power to keep
your water from
freezing.
oh!
there’s
a slight
draft!
allow me to
warm you with
this insulated
water can
cover.
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there! You look absolutely
ravishing in your new olive
drab cover, my dear.
I notice when
you fill me
with water, you
leave room for
expansion.
a water can
appreciates
that.
you also keep
me off the
frozen ground.
you know I’ll
always
set you
on planks or
pallets.
Or on a com-
fortable chair
in a five-star
restaurant?
and—heaven forbid—
even if you should
freeze, I won’t
set you close to
a heater or fire.
I’d never forgive
myself if your
plastic
melted.
now this is
really how to
treat a plastic
water can,
dahling!
and do you promise to keep me
out of the cold, merciless wind?
my dear, I promise you
a warm, cozy retreat
inside a tent or vehicle.
hey,
c’mere!
whatsa
matter?
can’t stand
the heat?
or inside a
restaurant?
I fill you
no more than
3 inches from
the top.
you
always
say the
nicest
things.
my
pleasure.
Plastic
Water
Cans…
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