PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-745
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 745
DECEMBER 2014
33
PS 745
DEC 14
But Sir, remember
what you always
tell us,
‘Chin up.
..
for tomorrow is
another siege day!’
T
he gatehouse at
Castle Harlech…
What’s the
holdup with the
portcullis?
The quick-
release catch
is
broken,
Sir.
Do I look like I just
got off the cart from
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll?
No excuses, soldier!
But we
don’t have
the
parts
to
repair it, Sir.
Then
slash the
ropes!
Do I have
to come up with
every Plan B,
too?
Actually Sir, Cookie
boiled the rope up for
soup some weeks back.
And Sergeant Amerawdwr
told us he
couldn’t
order any more rope.
Said he just
couldn’t get
the hang of the
newfangled
supply system.
it should be
down
by now!
That
was the
motivational
slogan!
Nay, I meant
that these empty
shelves don’t bode
good for your
career,
Amerawdwr.
You can kiss that
promotion
goodbye.
Sir, the Yorkist
louts are boilin’
over the hills
like
roaches!
Sir!
They’re coming from
both
north and south!
Nigh
9,000 men strong.
Eh?
Roaches,
you
say? Baked, boiled
or fried, they’ll
do in a pinch.
Our hungry
bellies must bide,
Cookie. Right
now, we need you
to boil up some
kettles of
pitch!
The enemy
is on our
doorstep!
I used
it for
porridge
last
week.
Do we
have
any
pitch?
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