PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-612
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 612
NOVEMBER 2003
PS 612
NOV 03
29
We have
brought
venison to
grace your
table.
Thank you
for inviting
us to your
thanksgiving
dinner,
William
Bradford.
That’s sweet,
but you can
call me chief.
Thank you, oh
great sachem of
the Wamapanoag,
Chief Massasoit.
We are honored that you
came over the river and
through the woods to our
home today and dining on
venison is very dear to us.
However,
we have
bad news.
deer?
No
stuffing!?
no
turkeys.
This is
unacceptable.
“Thanksgiving
without turkey is
like a bow with-
out arrows…”
“…a neck-
lace
without
beads…”
“…a
mocassin
without a
sole…”
…peanut
butter
without
jelly—
it’s my fault, oh
great Massasoit.
Taking care of the
firearms was my
responsibility.
I failed
to do it and
myles stan-
dish failed
to get a
turkey.
“I had a fat
fowl in my
sights.”
“I pulled the
trigger, but the
ball did nothing but
trickle out and fall
to the ground.”
They
get it,
chief.
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