PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-612
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 612
NOVEMBER 2003
PS 612
NOV 03
31
“The turkeys
looked at me
and gobbled
with great glee.
And Priscilla
looked at me
and laughed.”
“I was so
embarrassed.
I turned to
shoot Half-Mast
Allerton on the
spot, but, well,
you know the
rest.”
“notice how
the feathers
are well-
trimmed for
perfect
flight.”
“take a gander
at that arrow-
head. it has
taken many a
gander, I can
tell you!”
“now look at
this string.
a fine fiddle
should have
a string so
good!”
Do you
know about
PM?
indeed we
do. it is the
12 hours that
follow a.m.
How
did
they
ever
make it
across
the
ocean?
PM stands
for Preventive
Maintenance. it
is what you do
for your fire-
arm before
you fire so it
will fire.
Show
them
your
bow and
arrows,
Squanto.
“not a sign of
cracking or
fraying. and we
just came
through a long
hunting season.”
and this
PM will
work on a
firearm,
too?
of
course,
pilgrim
!
there is nothing
that moves, shoots
or communicates
that
doesn’t
need
pm.
come. we will find
that bunch of turkeys
and show you how
good pm can bring
home the bacon!
I think that’s
the
other
white
meat, chief.
I want
a leg!
gobble gobble
did you see that
bullet fall out
of the barrel of
that gun?
gobble
gobble
I thought I
would lose a
tail feather I
laughed so
hard.
gobble
gobble
make a
wish,
turkey!
gulp,
gulp!
maybe we
gobbled
too soon!
S
oon our intrepid band
comes across a bunch of
turkeys still joyously
gobbling over myles’
embarrassment.
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