PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-559
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 559
JUNE 1999
we
have called
in an
expert
on
counter-
terrorism
and
corrosion
.
i believe this
is him now.
you're
looking
ravishing
today
, miss
cashnickel.
oh, james.
you're a
caution
!
the
name is
bondo.
..
james
bondo
.
gentlemen,
i believe
one man
is behind this lubricant
intrigue, a
lubricant
mogul
by the name
of
rustfinger
.
his usual game
is to try to get people
to
substitute
his
inferior
lubricants
for the
recommended ones.
i will
investigate
what is happening
to your
lubricant
shipments
.
what can
we do
in the
meantime?
inferior
lubes will.
..
tell your
troops not to use
rustfinger's lubricants.
he makes
extravagant
claims
for them, but they
are
unverified
.
soldiers should
use only what's called
for in the
lubrication
orders.
“...cause engines to
run
hot
and
seize up
...”
“...let gearboxes
lock up
...”
“...
wear out teeth
on
turret race rings.
..”
“...
gum up
small arms.”
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JUN 99
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