PS Magazine - TB 43-PS-727
PS, The Preventative Maintenance Monthly
ISSUE 727
JUNE 2013
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PS 727
JUN 13
Fortunately, one
residence
was
unlocked, for the
proverbial absent-
minded professor,
Hobart Byrnbright,
and his equally geeky
daughter,
Cassiopeia,
lived there.
Neither one ever
remembered to lock
the front door,
and it was just as
well, for they were
forever losing their
keys anyway.
younger
walks
right in…
Never one to
give up easily,
Carl devises a
plan to win over
unsuspecting
homeowners.
it involves
cleaning chimneys
when the
owners aren’t
inconveniently
around to argue
the point.
Carl gambles that
a spic-and-span
flue will simply
sell itself!
Now, Cassiopeia was your
typical Victorian young
lady, except she preferred
petrology to petit point, and
taxidermy to tea parties.
Halloo
there!
Take a
look.
what do you think
of this slide? it’s
not easy to get
good stains of
ulmus carpinifolia,
you know.
I don’t
understand!
They won’t even
let me clean their
chimneys for
free
to show how this
nifty widget works!
Uh, interesting.
interesting,
he
says. Hmmm, I
might say the
same
of you.
eureKa!
that’s
it!
I’ll go
doOr-tO-
DOor and…
all that
remains is
testing
the
prototype.
S
L
A
M
S
L
A
M
S
L
A
M
!
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